Dear Royal Ontario Museum:
I am now working under the provisional hypothesis that you are helmed by a group of ravening morons. I would be astonished and delighted if you were to provide evidence to the contrary.
Perhaps it's best that I leave the authorship of open letters to others. I recommend that anyone familiar with the antics of Deepak Chopra sign this one, from the Committee for the Advancement of Scientific Skepticism (CFI Canada). Those of you unfamiliar with the good doctor may content yourselves with my envy.