First off, you'll note that I managed to restrain myself from titling this post "FIRST!!!1!" or something of the kind (but only just); best not to encourage that sort of thing. Secondly, my apologies: There isn't much to see at the moment, is there? No matter; these things take time.
My intention is to catalogue my thoughts here, now and again, as seems to be the fashion these days. Trivialities, amusements, philosophical ramblings, anecdotes and the like; I'm sure you've got the gist.
And so, welcome! Welcome to the wandering thoughts of a red-bearded, Anglo-Saxon sceptic; a bloody-minded, impious fool; a pedantic, sanctimonious churl; an affable, smirking, generally silly person. Welcome to my blog. Please do come again.
Edit: For clarity's sake, I ought to point out that those adjective-noun combinations all refer to me, and not four different people. Perhaps I need to undergo intensive psychoanalysis?